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09 Feb 2013, 1:36 pm

His moustache cut off, Sam completely loses his will to fight.

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09 Feb 2013, 2:41 pm

Ah, but rock beats scissors every time.

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09 Feb 2013, 3:08 pm

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09 Feb 2013, 3:24 pm

Psh. Soon repaired, with one of these:

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09 Feb 2013, 5:12 pm

Might be a bit difficult to drive on flat tires...
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09 Feb 2013, 5:23 pm

Some may say this is a bit excessive if all you're trying to do is destroy a little metal object. I say better safe than sorry.

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09 Feb 2013, 5:23 pm

Looks like that thing will burst easily, like this:

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09 Feb 2013, 5:29 pm

A needle bent beyond recognition can do no harm.

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09 Feb 2013, 6:35 pm

Best those pliers are taped safely closed, then.
Gaffer tape to the rescue!

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09 Feb 2013, 7:50 pm

It seems that this suave fellow is in the habit of helping himself to certain items from the office supply closet. Consequently, when the crucial moment comes...gasp!...no tape to be found!

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09 Feb 2013, 9:48 pm

The tape was wrestled from his hands after he slipped and fell on this wet floor

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10 Feb 2013, 12:08 pm

Quickly re-laid with a nice, non-slip surface:

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10 Feb 2013, 2:47 pm

Except that the salesman who sold you that "nice" surface was actually a con artist, and your surface is actually bubble wrap...

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10 Feb 2013, 3:32 pm

That's easily flattened in one go, and still without slipping.
Earplugs, please!

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10 Feb 2013, 6:53 pm

Nothing can escape the all-seeing eye of...

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THE DRONE!! ! :twisted:



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10 Feb 2013, 6:58 pm

Ready and waiting... 8)

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