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rabbitears
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22 Feb 2011, 10:22 am

Books Cornflake an appointment for a 'Dolphinoplasty'. (Yes, it's now time for South Park references.)


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22 Feb 2011, 10:40 am

rabbitears wrote:
Books Cornflake an appointment for a 'Dolphinoplasty'. (Yes, it's now time for South Park references.)


In that case, summons the aliens (Moo, moo, moo) to probe rabbitears.


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22 Feb 2011, 4:53 pm

Causes a whole bunch of super-hungry children to raid Xuxa's refrigerator and cabinets for food..



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22 Feb 2011, 10:58 pm

Sews all of ProfessorX's pockets shut.


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23 Feb 2011, 7:58 am

Dyes RedheadedStep_Child's hair green


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23 Feb 2011, 8:02 am

Changes your username and legal name to mine!! !



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23 Feb 2011, 8:20 am

Dresses up in a big black robe and knocks on your door and advertises satanism.


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23 Feb 2011, 8:24 am

Employs a goose to follow you around all day and makes it loudly goose quack whenever you are about to speak. (That's right, I don't know what a goose quack is called)....


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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23 Feb 2011, 8:56 am

(Neither do I)
Whenever you're about to do something, I interrupt you and tell you a pointless fact.


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23 Feb 2011, 9:06 am

(A goose goes "honk". Hah - great word!)

Causes MONKEY to do handstands all day.


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23 Feb 2011, 9:16 am

(Wow, I'm an idiot, of course it goes Honk! I temporarily forgot.)


Throws a massive strop and tells my mum that you pushed me over in the sand pit. WAH!


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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23 Feb 2011, 9:30 am

Pushes your Mum into the sandpit.


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23 Feb 2011, 9:33 am

Thanks you for your contribution to public service.... then.... ULTRA WEDGIE!! !!


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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23 Feb 2011, 9:34 am

Invents wedgie-proof pants so that rabbitears must find a new weapon


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23 Feb 2011, 9:36 am

Breaks out the Nunchucks!!


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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23 Feb 2011, 5:27 pm

Causes a bunch of elephants to start falling from the sky down upon rabbitears's head