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25 Jan 2018, 12:54 am

Always get the extended warranty


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25 Jan 2018, 1:24 am

vote GOP.



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25 Jan 2018, 4:01 pm

Don’t vote.



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25 Jan 2018, 4:29 pm

^^^you're right, that IS even worse 8O

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25 Jan 2018, 4:51 pm

don't preheat your oven, it's a waste of electricity or whatever ovens use, i don't know.


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25 Jan 2018, 5:40 pm

Don't educate yourself on anything, ever. Just take guesses! Form ideas based solely on opinion! Assert to yourself and others that even though time has passed and things have clearly changed, nothing is different.


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25 Jan 2018, 5:45 pm

F it till it can't be F'd anymore,
Then F it some more for good measure,



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25 Jan 2018, 5:53 pm

^^^^ :lmao:

jump off a tall building with an umbrella, and see what happens.



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25 Jan 2018, 6:25 pm

auntblabby wrote:
^^^^ :lmao:

jump off a tall building with an umbrella, and see what happens.


I would but I took my umbrella apart in fear that it might be strung and it was already broke so I F'd it worse.



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25 Jan 2018, 6:29 pm

self-administer an Everclear enema.



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27 Jan 2018, 8:46 pm

Tell other people how reality is somehow influenced solely on your opinion, and how your self righteous judgement is completely infallible and omniscient.


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27 Jan 2018, 8:51 pm

touch the back end of an old fashioned CRT picture tube.



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27 Jan 2018, 8:56 pm

auntblabby wrote:
touch the back end of an old fashioned CRT picture tube.


:lol:

Somehow that sounds like a very marvelous insult.


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27 Jan 2018, 8:58 pm

actually it is in the same league as "stick two wet fingers into a hot light bulb socket."



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27 Jan 2018, 9:04 pm

perform brain surgery on yourself using garden tools.


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27 Jan 2018, 9:14 pm

chew on a hammer as it is swinging.