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TallyMan
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04 Apr 2009, 12:23 pm

Damn! When I go riding I must remember to bring the horse!


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04 Apr 2009, 4:49 pm

9-dan master of Shorinji kempo at work.



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04 Apr 2009, 4:51 pm

Dang... looks like a blue screen...



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04 Apr 2009, 4:58 pm

in the year 5000, closers pop off their doors and invade the earth, they now crawl the streets of germany, going to work with us, sleeping in our beds and now sleep in our COMFY beds.

killing one of these intelligent closers results in same charges as murder, do not harm these closers!! !


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04 Apr 2009, 5:08 pm

In the year 5000, door closers are intelligent enough to use a computer.



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04 Apr 2009, 5:41 pm

There's nothing door closers love more than jumping on the bed.


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04 Apr 2009, 5:42 pm

(How much my Avatar is in USD? very close to 0 :wink: )

We do not speak, we do not sing,
we do our work but earn no thing,
we neither pray nor fight in wars,
the task we do is closing doors.


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04 Apr 2009, 6:11 pm

LostInEmulation wrote:
We do not speak, we do not sing,
we do our work but earn no thing,
we neither pray nor fight in wars,
the task we do is closing doors.


This is really good, LostInEmulation! :thumleft:


Topic: I'm not worth a thing, but I look good!



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04 Apr 2009, 8:55 pm

What is that thing?


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04 Apr 2009, 9:06 pm

Blast - forgot which icon makes a sink..



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04 Apr 2009, 9:09 pm

GRAH! SO MANY ICONS TO PICK SO LITTLE TIME *taps a random icon*

WHY WONT IT WORK!! !

DAMN THESE NEW FANGLED TOUCH SCREEN PHONES!


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05 Apr 2009, 4:30 am

No way! Five hundred years? I can't believe I've been asleep that long!


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05 Apr 2009, 4:32 am

SHADDUP AND LET ME SLEEP. ITS 4:32 AM


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05 Apr 2009, 4:33 am

Hee hee, it's 11:34 Sunday morning here. Back to sleep with you! ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz


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05 Apr 2009, 10:24 am

I am not sleeping, I'm just checking my eyelids for holes.


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05 Apr 2009, 10:53 am

Look! What do you make of it? It's just gone behind that cloud. I'm sure it's a UFO!


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