Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you are dumped brutality.

I wish for powers of magic.

Granted, but they take a turn for the worse and injures someone.

I wish it would be the weekend already.

Granted, but patience is a virtue, and because of this, the world is to end that weekend. All of Earth is destroyed.


I wish I could make people happy more often.

Granted, but people will throng to you in search of happiness and suck your soul dryyyyyyyyy.

I wish I had bigger boobies.

Granted, but they become too big and you crush everyone in sight.

I wish I owned a zoo.

Granted, your body is now host to every type of parasite known. You have become the zoo.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

Granted! No corruption advised.

I wish the chair I am sitting on now
is more comfortable than it is.

Granted, allow me to plug it in for you!

I wish to be awoken tomorrow by the smell of frying bacon.

Granted, you now woken up finding yourself being fried.

I wish that I could be a chef?

Granted, you are now a waiter at little chef - midnight shift on the M1.

I wish I could be sure that some of my more extreme joke responses in this forum didn't offend people... I'm never quite sure if I've gone over the line?

Granted, you now realise that you make me laugh in ways you have and I know your never seriously in this section.

I wish that I could stand in a heavy crowd for hours without feeling insecure?

Granted, you now feel secure in large crowds but they are all insecure... and look at you and stare nervously at you!

I wish I didn't find it so tiring dealing with other people.

Granted. You die a lonely man.


I wish I was smarter than I am already.

Granted. You are now a bit smarter than a goldfish.

~

I wish for a new wish after each wish.

Ouch. Thanks.

Your wish can't be granted. That's against the rules. -pulls rule book out-