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10 Feb 2013, 7:03 pm

Apparently, the soldiers who are supposed to operate that gun ate some bad rations and are currently...indisposed.

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10 Feb 2013, 7:31 pm

:lol:

That's umm... reversible.
Don't take too much though!

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10 Feb 2013, 9:10 pm

It appears that this wayward young man has taken to tampering with over-the-counter medications at several prominent grocery store chains.

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God knows what he contaminates those pills with, but his mom did find this in his bedroom...

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10 Feb 2013, 9:34 pm

Word has it that Mick's popularity has enjoyed a sudden upswing and has overtaken Bieber's

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10 Feb 2013, 9:41 pm

I'll bet she could take Jagger down any day.

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10 Feb 2013, 9:53 pm

This lady's got it on both of them, she lived to be 122 and looks a lot better.

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10 Feb 2013, 10:00 pm

Led away to an island paradise by this young gentleman...

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the grande dame is soon out of the picture.



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11 Feb 2013, 9:42 pm

... whose modeling career was cut short by posing in a g-string, AND the picture went viral (in 1950)

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11 Feb 2013, 11:23 pm

Our young stud soon realized that his only hope for redemption lay in a radical career change.

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12 Feb 2013, 6:26 am

The dress, however, didn't last long...

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12 Feb 2013, 10:30 am

8O

Quick, slip into one of these before the modesty police arrive!

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12 Feb 2013, 1:59 pm

This hotel attendant has a secret fascination with women's clothing of all kinds, which he often steals while guests are in the shower. He had lots of fun at home watching himself in the mirror while wearing our hero's burqa.

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12 Feb 2013, 2:08 pm

Me, I don't like no fight.
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12 Feb 2013, 2:15 pm

I respect your pacifist position. Nonetheless, I must report that a few days after the bellboy helped himself to the burqa he accidentally fell down this uncovered manhole while walking home from work. It seems he was lost at the time in his usual reveries involving female clothing and wasn't watching where he was going.

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12 Feb 2013, 2:29 pm

And nobody cheched for him?
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12 Feb 2013, 2:51 pm

Check they did, but unfortunately the search had to be called off in favor of more pressing business.

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