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23 Feb 2011, 5:33 pm

Places a bee hive under your sofa.


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23 Feb 2011, 5:36 pm

Places a basket of asps (Egyptian snakes) in your laundry room..



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23 Feb 2011, 5:55 pm

*makes snake soup out of asps and feeds to professorx*


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23 Feb 2011, 5:59 pm

Dismantles everything that can be dismantled in JadeEyes' house.


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23 Feb 2011, 6:27 pm

Finds it and dumps it all on rabbitears' bed.


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23 Feb 2011, 6:33 pm

You still have my bed, you seem to have taken it a few days ago if I remember. So in that case I'll just remind you that you just dumped a load of junk onto your property.


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23 Feb 2011, 6:46 pm

Blast!

Throws a huge melon at rabbitears.


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23 Feb 2011, 6:49 pm

Eats the melon, enjoys it very much and spits the pips out at you. (You had to see that one coming.)


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23 Feb 2011, 6:51 pm

Flicks the pips back. Plus a few peas. (you had to see that one coming too. I still have the pods (but they're clearing up nicely, thanks)).


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23 Feb 2011, 6:55 pm

Tells you that you sometimes make absolutely no sense! 'The pods are clearing up nicely'? What!?!?


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23 Feb 2011, 7:01 pm

Reminds rabbitears of an earlier comment where I said I still have a few spare pea pods.
Hence, "I still have the pods" - which sounds like an uncomfortable medical condition, hence "but they're clearing up nicely".

Puts a dunce's hat on rabbitears, and makes him stand in the corner. Tsk. :roll:


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23 Feb 2011, 7:08 pm

Does a 'nasty deed' in the dunce's hat, then puts it on Cornflake.


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23 Feb 2011, 7:11 pm

Makes rabbitears' house turn upside down and start shouting.


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23 Feb 2011, 7:17 pm

Informs you (in a nasely voice) that you shouldn't write [rabbitears'], with the apostrophe after the 's' when refering to my possesions, and that it should be before the 's'. By putting the apostrophe after the 's', you are implying that there is more than one rabbitears.... meh. Blah blah blah blah.... :P


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23 Feb 2011, 7:33 pm

"rabbitears" = (sort of) a plural noun. Plural possessive nouns ending in "s" have the apostrophe after the word:
Singers' voices.
The cousins' favourite uncle.
For plural nouns not ending in "s", add an apostrophe then an "s":
Men's clothing
Children's books

If I used "rabbitear's house" then your name would have to be "rabbitear" for that to work out.
AFAIK there's no 'house style' excuse for using "rabbitears's" but I'm sure that will be corrected. :lol:

Replaces dunce's hat on rabbitears, with contents, and points to another corner.


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23 Feb 2011, 7:44 pm

Ooooohhh! I guess you could say I've been 'served'. Sniffs what I just did in the hat and then vomits all over you. Then annoys you further with my ignorance by asking what the hell does AFAIK mean?


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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