World of constant war (attack previous or next poster)

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Owch... And the ref takes a point awayy.

*Dons the PED suit, enters hypermode and charges up the hyper beam, then lets rip on TheAPERSON*

Caso screeches at the top of his little lungs and pops all previous posters' eardrums.

EGADS!! !!

*Quickly covers ears*

And you are still alive!

WHY WON'T YOU DIE!! !

*obliterates iamnotaparakeet with a spartan laser {from Halo 3}*

Warm and toasty.


*Gives next 10 posters salmonella*

As I start to get infected, I dodge the Hyper Beam and summon a Phantom to go after iamnotaparakeet. Phantoms are invicible so you can't do anything about that.

I has a defense to your evil salmonella

*uses antibiotics on self and gives out more antibiotics to TheAPERSON and the next 8 posters*

Now DIE, DAMN YOU!! !!

*runs iamnotaparakeet over with a car and then a train and then drops a bomb on iamnotaparakeet which then explodes*

I has a plan.

*turns off all the lights thus making the whole place pitch black*

*deploys and activates a light beacon around himself*

It is pitch black. You are all likely to be eaten by grues. Except for me, cause I has a light beacon.

*glows in the dark*

*Douses next person with Coca Cola.*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*Writes the funniest joke ever and gives it to the next person so they die.

But she doesn't die, even though she is breathless from laughter. She counterattacks with a barrage of evil and hilarious puns.

Fires out a sidewinder missile at Pandora loaded with a payload of the chicken pox virus.

Extends my paper from my head to wrap around Dylan14 and pull him down.

Using my shrink ray, I shrink myself to the point that I can escape the paper wrap. Returns back to normal size and goes into the B-52 bomber. Out of the cargo bay a 5 megaton nuclear bomb fires directly on top of TheAPERSON.

Ah, but then Terry Gilliam puts me back together thanks to some very clever animation techniques.

Now, I make Dylan14 eat a Cathedral.

Dumps out the Cathedral out of the plane.

Lands at the Charleston ARB, refuels, and shoots all 6 20mm cannons at TheAPERSON.

*does a funny little jig*
*acid rains on the next person to post*