Corrupt A Wish

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01 Apr 2010, 11:47 pm

Granted, but you have no access to can openers and no way to heat up the frozen pizza so it's only top roman whatever that is.

I wish that Michelle Obama would divorce Barack and marry Amy Winehouse.

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02 Apr 2010, 1:12 am

Granted, but Amy Winehouse's antics drive Michelle Obama to enter into rehab.

I wish for Barack Obama to do a strip tease on national television. :wink:

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02 Apr 2010, 12:59 pm

Granted, but you find out he doesn't have the right looking abs. :lol:

I wish it would not rain right now.

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02 Apr 2010, 1:00 pm

Granted, but it starts raining tomorrow for two months none stop and your house is washed away in the floods.

I wish it would stop raining here for one week.

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02 Apr 2010, 6:26 pm

Granted, but after that week is over it'll start raining non-stop for the next week.

I wish today wasn't so boring.

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02 Apr 2010, 6:54 pm

Granted, suddenly you have got yourself a surprise party full of strangers. :lol:

I wish that today could be longer?

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02 Apr 2010, 11:45 pm

Granted, but due to inconstencies we need to make the next day shorter in an equal proportion.

I wish this sentence had 35 letters in it.

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03 Apr 2010, 8:59 am

Granted, your new sentence is, I wisih this sentaence had 35 lettsrs ins ity.

I wish I had calmer dogs.

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03 Apr 2010, 10:38 am

Granted, you now have a breed of dogs called 'Calmer', which take after their breed name by sleeping 24 hours a day. They can't even be bothered to wake up to feed so you have to do that for them... which then necessitates that you carry them outside too.

I wish my dogs didn't frighten the post-woman.

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03 Apr 2010, 2:07 pm

Granted, instead of frightening her, they bore her to death so she falls asleep near the mailbox.

I wish I would never get sick again.

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03 Apr 2010, 2:10 pm

Granted, now you are against all colds and flu's and possibly humans since they catch and spread the infections. :lol:

I wish that I'm on TV?

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03 Apr 2010, 2:32 pm

Granted. You are just a passerby--not the star.

I wish I could go home earlier.

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03 Apr 2010, 4:18 pm

Granted, your office burns down so you get to go home earlier.

I wish for word peace.

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03 Apr 2010, 7:25 pm

Granted; word peace it is. Tomorrow, it's world war for you.

I wish I could have my lunch extended.

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03 Apr 2010, 7:28 pm

Granted, but that would mean you wold have to extend your work hours as well.

I wish to become fluent in Spanish.

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03 Apr 2010, 10:52 pm

Granted, but you forget english.

I wish I could understand anyone, and respond in a way so that anyone can understand me.

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