Corrupt A Wish

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Granted; everyone else becomes like you. There will be no more diversity.

I wish I can stop time.

Granted, but when you stop time, you stop too.

I wish that light would stop blinking.

Granted, instead of it blinking it will shine a power beam of light in your eyes, causing extreme discomfort.

I wish for a better movie to watch.

Granted, you are now watching the best movie but unforunately, it was 1 second long.

I wish that everyday was a sunny day?

Granted, now evryone dies of heat and the plants shrivel up.

I wish I could have an easter egg hunt today. (It's Easter in my area. )

Granted, but due to superboyian's wish, and the way you granted it, the eggs are rotten.

I wish that I could get this code working on my old PC:

You can run that code, the only problem is that you fail to know that for you old PC a bug changes it into a print statement which writes "I smell and I french kiss toads" to the printer followed by a new page command. You computer then gets trapped in an endless loop printing this stupid phrase.

I wish my dogs would walk to my bathroom and wash and shampoo themselves, then dry themselves with a bath towel. Next clean the bathroom and put the towel over a radiator to air.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted they use all the shampoo and water and towels in your bathroom, making you pay for new shampoo and water bills, energy bills for the radiator and also they hog all the bathroom to themselves, so you never have the chance to shower/bath.

I wish for all the fish fingers in the world.

Granted. You now have all the fish fingers in the world. What happens when they go bad? There is no more fish to make fish fingers with. Oh great.

I wish there was an eternal supply of fish to meet the worlds exact demands, no more and no less.

Granted; other foodstuffs, however, run out.

I wish I could regenerate time.

Granted, but you also get chronic amnesia.

I wish I were telekinetic.

You have telekinetic powers, but when you dream you start to use them by mistake. You rearrange the things in your bed room and when you wake up it takes all way to rearrange the things so that you can get your clothing and then leave the bedroom.

I wish that my dogs would talk.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, they wake you up a 2 am every morning to discuss the relative merits of Socrates, Plato and Aristotle and the more contemporary thoughts of Nietzsche.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted; it's a low-end computer with features from the 1990's. (Wow. 8MB RAM with DOS!)

I wish for a have a computer with all the features I need and want.

Granted, but it has so many features that it is very, very slow.

I wish for the best, fastest and most awesomest computer ever!

Granted; however, it isn't yours. It's mine. Hahaha!! !

I wish I could get everything I want.