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11 May 2009, 12:58 pm

The seed packet said Broccoli but it's the biggest broccoli I've ever grown. What do you cook it in - a swimming pool?


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11 May 2009, 3:07 pm

A good night's sleep - one of the best things ever!



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11 May 2009, 3:09 pm

Snuggling into the warm sheets - another of the best things ever!


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11 May 2009, 3:50 pm

Nurse: "Doctor, I though you said ten of 20 mg sleeping pills ... really? ... you said two of 10 mg pills? ... Uuuuppsss!"



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11 May 2009, 4:00 pm

Look into my eyes! Am I Dr Hyde or Mister Jekyll? You decide.


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12 May 2009, 9:35 am

Grandpa's taking a nap right now, go throw fireworks at the neighbours dog or something.



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12 May 2009, 10:03 am

A nice quiet island in the middle of the Pacific ocean, not another person anywhere. What bliss. Wait a minute... what does that sign say: "Island evacuated for nuclear bomb test on 12th May 2009" :o


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13 May 2009, 3:01 pm

I could sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep to no end!



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13 May 2009, 5:18 pm

*man looks up and seems screw holes in his door and runs to maintenance* ok, which one of you maintenance men stole my closer, that thing that pulls my door shut??? *they all answer not me* he says "ok" he goes back into his apartment after a long day's work and this is what he sees when he is about to lay down in his bed, a GEZE TS-5000 door closer!


"hmm, i never knew they can one day remove themselves from their doors and crawl into my bed!! that's a first!"


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14 May 2009, 6:49 am

Must finish livejournal entry before I am put onto a door again.


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15 May 2009, 4:47 am

One hundred trillion Zimbabwe Dollars can't even buy a bread...
But how many door closers could one hundred trillion US Dollars buy? OMG!! !



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15 May 2009, 7:51 am

(probably every closer in the state, or about one day's worth from a factory)

the day the closer turns the tables(gets even) and gets a vacation day from closing the door

"ahh soo nice to feel this warm bed............ZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzZ"


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15 May 2009, 7:55 am

This door closer factory web site is pure porn! :wink:



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15 May 2009, 8:05 am

*sigh* hehe now that she got up and went to work, I have this whole bed to myself, think I will go fall asleep until Doro comes home from work or music class"


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15 May 2009, 8:10 am

Heheheheeeee, good one, doordoctor, and soooo true!! ! :D

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Heck, this damned old closer from Germany lies in the bed all the time, and me? I must work on this computer!



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15 May 2009, 9:42 am

i wonder when my human will take me out more often, all i do is sleep in this bed, i need to get some sun!(too bad i cannot tan!)


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