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Doro
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15 May 2009, 10:04 am

I wonder when my human will take me out more often, all i do is work on this computer, i need to get some sun!

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15 May 2009, 12:49 pm

***DOOR HINGE FOR SALE***
Like new, silver-plated door hinge.
Plays "We Are The Champions" when opened.
Teflon-coated joints for a frictionless opening and closing experience.
Will last a lifetime!

Serious bidders only, please.
Starting bid: $9.99

contact seller: [email protected]
for more information

Thank you!

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15 May 2009, 1:13 pm

The last tree on the planet - and developers want to rip it up and build a block of flats there.

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15 May 2009, 10:54 pm

i overdosed on morphine what can i tell ya

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Doro
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16 May 2009, 4:55 am

No, I won't take it off! Never!! !

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16 May 2009, 5:08 am

this one pracitcally rephrases the word flowerbed, (not the garden version here!)

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LostInEmulation
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16 May 2009, 6:07 am

Ma always told me that something bad happens when I fall asleep on the computer again and I never believed her! Now I turned into a doorcloser!

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17 May 2009, 2:33 pm

Here, this should cover the British member of parliaments expenses.

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Doro
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17 May 2009, 4:43 pm

Life is sooo good!

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17 May 2009, 8:37 pm

uhhh why do you humans have it sooo good, this bed feels alot better then a hard metal or wood door and frame, finally some sleep!! ! zZZzzzZZZzzzZZzZzzz *GEZE drifts off into dreamland dreaming of never having to ever go back to work closing the door on the shop (store)*

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18 May 2009, 1:12 pm

Our latest door closer has sophisticated artificial intelligence - it goes online to check for updates to its function and installation then fits itself to any door in existence! If it ever goes faulty it detaches itself and finds the nearest computer and orders replacement parts for itself! Never be stuck with a door that doesn't close itself every again! Buy our AI door closer now! Available only from K-Tel shopping, price $1000. Money returned if not 100% satisfied.

Small print: In the event of not being satisfied you need to complete our online 1000 question questionnaire to qualify for a refund. You also need to win an arm wrestling match against the door closer.

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18 May 2009, 2:05 pm

Everybody likes Kung Fu fighting... Man I just can't get that song out of my head.

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18 May 2009, 2:08 pm

Here is the "sample" you asked for doctor. I'm sure it shouldn't be blue!

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