Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. It has never been made.

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I wish people understood my well meant intentions.

Granted, but as they say - the way to hell is paved with good intentions.

I wish I had three wishes.

Granted, but none of them were fulfilled.


I wish I had my very own teleporting and cloaking device.

Granted, you now live on Romulus.

I wish I lived on the star ship Enterprise.

Granted, you lived on the star ship Enterprise till it collided with another ship, exploded, and got stuck in the time warp.


I wish I was married to a Vulcan.

Granted, you are now married to a Vulcan, or more accurately a vulcanologist and spend the rest of your life living in a volcano.

I wish I could go back in the time warp and do some things differently.

Granted: You already did.

I wish I lived in the country.

Granted, you now live in rural Nigeria.

I wish spam emails didn't exist.

Granted; they shall be replaced by prank calls.

I wish someone would mysteriously deposit money into my bank account so that I can have some money to spare until payday.

Granted. It's stolen money that you're now blamed for stealing.

I wish I could teleport to anywhere I want to go.

Granted, but it backfires on you and you accidentally teleport yourself to the surface of the sun.

I wish weekends wouldn't go by so fast.

Granted, you are now stuck in a time loop where every day is the same Sunday morning.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but your wish won't be fulfilled anyway.


I wish I lived far away from here.

Granted, you now live near the North pole.

I wish I knew how to ride camels.

Granted, you are now best prized and most wanted camel jockey of the whole Middle and Far East, but unfortunately all the camels are extinct by now


I wish I had more money.

Granted. You found a cent under a sofa cushion.

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I wish I was abducted by friendly aliens.