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TallyMan
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06 Dec 2008, 9:47 am

Played king of the castle with the steps in his library as a child. It took him a month to finally win and get to the top of the ladder. He hasn't got back down in forty years in case anyone else snatches his place.


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06 Dec 2008, 10:56 am

wears false teeth on his feet.


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06 Dec 2008, 12:26 pm

Has a gripping crab named...Clawglip.


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06 Dec 2008, 12:34 pm

licks urinals 8O


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06 Dec 2008, 1:37 pm

makes out with straps O_o


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06 Dec 2008, 4:36 pm

wears false eye-lashes... on her ears.


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07 Dec 2008, 12:11 am

Bathroom is wallpapered in multi-color post-it notes.



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07 Dec 2008, 5:42 am

Has a post-it note inside the sink saying "Remember to put water in here".

Has a post-it note inside the shower saying "Remove clothes first!".


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07 Dec 2008, 8:58 am

likes Alice chess, but wonders about the looks he gets when grinning glassily through the land.


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07 Dec 2008, 9:01 am

Dances with a mop everytime they hear churchbells


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07 Dec 2008, 9:23 am

is convinced that mops have ears.


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07 Dec 2008, 9:27 am

Sings to mops that have ears....


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07 Dec 2008, 9:32 am

runs around violently ripping the ears off of poor,innocent mops.


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07 Dec 2008, 9:42 am

has donated his organs to impecunious mops.


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07 Dec 2008, 9:45 am

Teaches ASL to the mops who weren't accepted to receive donor ears


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07 Dec 2008, 10:45 am

has penetrated my dastardly world domination plan, by revealing the fact that I have been causing chaos with the ear-less mops, by pretending to teach them ASL, when I can only sign in BSL.


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