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Granted, but we all have to pay a membership fee of £100 per day.

I wish my whole internet experience was faster. I've only got dial-up access in this remote rural location in France. The information superhighway consists of cows running up and down the lane with messages attached to them.

Teehee - granted, but now you're stuck in some crowded capital city with its horrific traffic.


I wish I get to meet TopGear crew.

Granted, but Jeremy Clarkson accidentally reverses over you then sues you for the dent and damage to his paintwork.

I wish the world was free from hostility.

Granted but that is in direct discordance to chaos so the world implodes and vanishes.


I wish people were a bit more logical, predictable and less emotional.

Granted, people now have an emotion inhibition chip implanted in their brains. It runs on Microsoft software and the American NSA seems to have had a hand in there too. Suddenly we are all unemotional perfect citizens of the state.

I wish I could turn my emotion chip off sometimes.

Granted, you have turned into cyborg


I wish I was born some 20, 30 years sooner and haven't missed the sixties and seventies.

Granted, and by a quirk of fate we run into each other back then. But being aspies we both apologise for the collision and carry on walking.

I wish the internet had existed back then.

Granted; and so would be spyware and hackers.

I wish I could have my pay increased by five times without having to work as much.

Granted. You receive a multi-million dollar payout for a car accident that leaves you paralyzed.

I wish I could take over the Abbey kitchen instead of being assistant/backup chef.

Granted, you take over all of the positions there, it might get a little messy.

I wish I had my orchestra concert tomorrow.

Granted, but when they said it has been changed to "tomorrow" they said it on Friday, so you have now missed it!

I wish the pigeons would not eat my seedlings.

The birds now eat you rather than the trees, gett ready for Hickcock's "The Birds" !

I wish that I could play the piano

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, you become a master on the piano and all goes well until the unfortunate day the keyboard cover drops down and severs all your fingers! You try in vain to play using only your finger stumps but never again reach World acclaim. Sad and broken you pine away, lost in memories of your former playing past.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

Granted. You are a tin-whistle virtuoso.

I wish oaks were bee-pollinated instead of broadcasting all that nasty pollen through the air. *achoo*

Granted; it then becomes out of tune, and is always so everytime you try to play it.

I wish I have something to do.

Granted, you're now overwhelmed, overworked and overstressed.


I wish I wasn't sleepy already.