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Anubis
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18 Dec 2007, 7:16 pm

*drinks mildly acidic rain*

It tastes of pepsi!!

*launches a Toxin-Filled SCUD Missile at the next poster*


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18 Dec 2007, 8:04 pm

I now have only 7 engines on my B-52 bomber.

Loops around once to get in position to fire my 6 20mm cannons at Anubis. Then the cannons fire at him.



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18 Dec 2007, 8:11 pm

SCUD missiles aren't used to target aircraft.

*Anti-aircraft batteries fire back at B-52*


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18 Dec 2007, 9:57 pm

You said that the SCUD missile would target the next poster and since I was in the plane, it destroyed one of the engines. The anti-aircraft batteries don't even hit the B-52.

Lands at the nearest air force base and attaches a jet pak on Anubis thrusting him thousands of feet in the air. He dies due to lack of oxygen. Returns back to his B-52 and takesoff, waiting for the next poster.



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19 Dec 2007, 12:55 am

*Vaporizes your B-52 with an orbital plasma cannon*



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19 Dec 2007, 5:10 am

*uses a G-fed orbital cannon to demolish randomguy's orbital plasme cannon with randomguy inside*



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19 Dec 2007, 6:19 am

Turns Daesmodalus into a Scotsman and makes him eat a kilt!


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19 Dec 2007, 4:58 pm

Barrel rolls the B-52 from the orbital plasma blast.

Targets TheAPERSON with a 100kt nuclear missile.



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19 Dec 2007, 6:06 pm

*gets a new kilt and caber-tosses TheAPERSON into a pool full of piranha*



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19 Dec 2007, 7:17 pm

Lands the B-52 at the nearest air force base. Sneaks by Daesmodalus and takes his kilt, after that I eat it. Travels to the B-52 and holds his position.



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19 Dec 2007, 11:30 pm

The entire universe implodes.



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20 Dec 2007, 4:57 am

I travel back in time bringing everyone with me. Once the universe has started again I feed everyone to the dinosaurs.


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20 Dec 2007, 6:29 am

*Daesmodalus' scotsmanification wears off, returning daesmodalus to his normal self*

*creates and enters a Chrono trigger-style time portal back to the present*



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20 Dec 2007, 11:14 am

*Casts "Flaying" on everybody, due to having the "Quickspell" feat*


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20 Dec 2007, 12:22 pm

*quickly casts counterspell*

*drops an 5.5 Teraton Atom bomb which will explode in 10 posts*



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20 Dec 2007, 4:44 pm

Brings out a Huey helicopter to take and deactivate the 5.5 TT atom bomb.

Lands back at the air force base's helipad. Returns to the B-52 and takes off to Daesmodalus's current location and drops a series of atom bombs, the smallest at 1 gigaton. The 5 bomb series also had a 5 GT bomb, a 10 GT bomb, a 20 GT bomb, and a 50 GT bomb.