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11 Dec 2008, 2:15 pm

has a gold fish in a bottle out of fear it will clean the toilet


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11 Dec 2008, 2:57 pm

Skydives without a parachute. Has managed to survive by landing on the Michelin Man..



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11 Dec 2008, 4:39 pm

Pushed the Michelin Man out of a plane... Oooh it was horrible. Horrible. 8O


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11 Dec 2008, 4:44 pm

Dances the Macarena with the Michelin Man during the full moon



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11 Dec 2008, 4:56 pm

Saw the Michelin Man playing live at a concert, but he was tired and a bit flat so cancelled his road tour.


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11 Dec 2008, 5:01 pm

Claims to have initiated the birth of the Universe...by using dynamite for the Big Bang



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11 Dec 2008, 6:28 pm

keeps a breeding pair of blue whales in his shower.


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11 Dec 2008, 6:33 pm

Has an octopus in his commode.....


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11 Dec 2008, 9:21 pm

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11 Dec 2008, 9:30 pm

uses squirrels to keep his books apart, but finds otters more useful for settling disputes between his armchairs.


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11 Dec 2008, 9:46 pm

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12 Dec 2008, 3:56 am

Finds counting pickled gerkins, a valuable way of spending time...



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12 Dec 2008, 4:46 am

Has a job sorting woolly-boogers, cold-pricklies to one side warm-fuzzies to the other...


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12 Dec 2008, 5:03 am

eats books for dinner


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12 Dec 2008, 5:26 am

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12 Dec 2008, 8:14 am

hahaha what a wonderful page !


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