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i_wanna_blue
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18 Dec 2008, 4:05 am

Has invited the incredible Hulk and the Thing over for tea and scones many times



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18 Dec 2008, 4:13 am

"It" is his roommate.....


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18 Dec 2008, 4:16 am

BigFoot is his legal advisor...



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18 Dec 2008, 7:23 am

He-Man is his tailor.



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18 Dec 2008, 8:56 am

The Joker is his psychiatrist :wink:



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18 Dec 2008, 10:26 am

The Flash is his accountant.


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18 Dec 2008, 4:49 pm

Got arrested for flashing his accounts in public.


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18 Dec 2008, 5:28 pm

Wished for infinite wishes, but has already used them all up.


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19 Dec 2008, 4:15 am

Is actually a life guard for fish at the nearby zoos aquarium



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19 Dec 2008, 6:48 am

dressed me up like a fairy
(and I :heart: the little pink tutu and the candy cotton stockings and the delicate blue traceries
that interweave my soul with the gosamer imaginings of my fairy floss wings)

but if he thinks I'm sitting on the top of that ****ing X-mas tree he better put a comfortable seat on it :!:


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19 Dec 2008, 6:53 am

Went for a space walk wearing a pink tutu as a practical joke, but it sucked. In fact it sucked so much he couldn't breath.


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19 Dec 2008, 7:00 am

Not even light can escape the gravitational pull of his socks...



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19 Dec 2008, 7:21 am

has only one protection from gravitation:
the pill that he pulls out of pullets!
It's disgracefull the way he socks those chicks!


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19 Dec 2008, 1:06 pm

Love quiche but purposely spells it with a y.


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19 Dec 2008, 1:07 pm

Puts down skunks for a living



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19 Dec 2008, 9:34 pm

Was recently promoted to Mallard Clearance.


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