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i_wanna_blue
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21 Dec 2008, 5:49 am

Intoxicates himself by standing in a closet full of old gym socks and boots...



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21 Dec 2008, 8:11 am

likes nothing better in the morning than a nice, brisk stroll down the lane, to the jetty, out onto the lake, across that, then around the volcano, under the hanging gardens, and back to his palace.


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21 Dec 2008, 10:15 am

Developed a new foot-mush flavored Limberger cheese.....


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22 Dec 2008, 4:04 am

Never eats Rice Crispies due a crippling fear of serial killers...



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22 Dec 2008, 5:42 am

was the umpire in the race between the tortoise, the hare and the badger. (Disqualified the badger for excessive preening.)


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22 Dec 2008, 5:55 am

Got a flower tatooed on the end of his nose.



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22 Dec 2008, 7:03 am

wears pyjamas in the bath.


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22 Dec 2008, 7:48 am

Wears a satin nightie to bed.



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22 Dec 2008, 9:13 am

Is a black-belt master in the ancient arts of bullet- and shoe-dodging. Some of his students include acrobat hackers and despised presidents.



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22 Dec 2008, 12:52 pm

Stole my stapler.


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22 Dec 2008, 1:13 pm

Ate the fax machine.


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22 Dec 2008, 6:19 pm

Uses his detachable uvula as a mud-flap...


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22 Dec 2008, 6:28 pm

was a little overenthusiastic when he got the contract to supply ice-cubes for the Titanic.


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22 Dec 2008, 7:33 pm

Applied for a job to arrange deck chairs on the Titanic....


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23 Dec 2008, 11:27 pm

Is the next Dr. Who.



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24 Dec 2008, 6:45 pm

Can only walk at warp speeds.


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