Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.

The Really Bad Advice Thread

Page 54 of 107 [ 1711 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57 ... 107  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

LittleCoyoteKat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Dec 2017
Gender: Female
Posts: 520
Location: California

01 Feb 2018, 11:57 pm

Can't appreciate living? Lick your palm, hold a fork in that hand, and jam it into an electrical outlet. Instant appreciation for life.


_________________
"So much of what she'd thought was truth before was merely tricks. No more than clever ways of speaking to the world. They were a bargaining. A plea. A call. A cry."


I am a Bookwyrm.


auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,591
Location: the island of defective toy santas

01 Feb 2018, 11:58 pm

eat an electric eel, while it is alive.



AshtenS
Blue Jay
Blue Jay

User avatar

Joined: 12 Apr 2017
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Posts: 89

02 Feb 2018, 12:12 am

auntblabby wrote:
write a novel without using vowels.


Even better. Write a novel without using consonants!



auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,591
Location: the island of defective toy santas

02 Feb 2018, 12:16 am

write a novel without using punctuation.



ZZZTired
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 23 Jan 2018
Gender: Male
Posts: 476
Location: Awake from a good night's rest

02 Feb 2018, 4:55 am

Anything you write on the internet has NO consequences.



Last edited by ZZZTired on 02 Feb 2018, 5:10 am, edited 2 times in total.

auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,591
Location: the island of defective toy santas

02 Feb 2018, 5:02 am

eat a whale.



Bustduster
Toucan
Toucan

User avatar

Joined: 24 Jan 2013
Age: 54
Gender: Male
Posts: 259
Location: South West London

02 Feb 2018, 5:19 am

auntblabby wrote:
write a novel without using punctuation.


To be fair, James Joyce pretty much got away with that when he wrote "Finnegan's Wake".



bobaspie2015
Deinonychus
Deinonychus

User avatar

Joined: 25 Nov 2015
Gender: Male
Posts: 378
Location: Australia

02 Feb 2018, 6:11 am

If you feeling happy; don't worry you will get over it. :)



SaveFerris
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Sep 2016
Gender: Male
Posts: 14,762
Location: UK

02 Feb 2018, 7:47 am

auntblabby wrote:
^^i'm sorry, I only wanted to keep people out of trouble. that one thing can get people into mucho trouble, no matter where they live.


forget about it , I'm over it now , I just had a wobble :)


_________________
R Tape loading error, 0:1

Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard


KyleTheGhost
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 29 Jul 2008
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 70,218
Location: Wisconsin

02 Feb 2018, 8:20 am

Leave the windows open during the Winter, especially when it is 10 below.


_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.


auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,591
Location: the island of defective toy santas

02 Feb 2018, 5:05 pm

eat snow ice cream until you bust.



ZZZTired
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 23 Jan 2018
Gender: Male
Posts: 476
Location: Awake from a good night's rest

02 Feb 2018, 8:33 pm

Spend a vacation at the Sahara Desert with no water or food.



auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,591
Location: the island of defective toy santas

02 Feb 2018, 9:58 pm

pee on an electric fence.



ZZZTired
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 23 Jan 2018
Gender: Male
Posts: 476
Location: Awake from a good night's rest

03 Feb 2018, 12:01 am

If the person you are talking to is struggling to communicate with you automatically assume all the time that the person is lying to you and do this to everyone who struggles with communicating.



auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,591
Location: the island of defective toy santas

03 Feb 2018, 12:08 am

drive your car after the brakes have been removed.



ZZZTired
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

User avatar

Joined: 23 Jan 2018
Gender: Male
Posts: 476
Location: Awake from a good night's rest

03 Feb 2018, 4:23 am

Do everything AuntBlabby tells you to do so that you can show what not to do.