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carturo222
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02 Jan 2009, 9:10 am

Likes to be spread on toasts and cookies.



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02 Jan 2009, 9:15 am

Is actually hovering above Colombia. He has never set foot on it.



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02 Jan 2009, 11:59 am

Eats an odd mixture of yak's milk and lizard intestines. :eew:


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02 Jan 2009, 12:20 pm

Thinks rocks are sexy.



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02 Jan 2009, 12:25 pm

Preforms an apple-eating ritual on alternate Good Fridays. This keeps the killer tomatoes at bay...


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02 Jan 2009, 12:29 pm

Is in league with the killer tomatoes! 8O



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02 Jan 2009, 12:36 pm

uses bicycle chains to clean his teeth.


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02 Jan 2009, 12:55 pm

Touches bearded midgets where only daddy can



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02 Jan 2009, 1:00 pm

Keeps an upside down pineapple cake on hand to throw at pedestrians wearing jester hats.


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02 Jan 2009, 1:01 pm

Painted his house with his tongue



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02 Jan 2009, 1:49 pm

Buys ice sculptures after they have melted.


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02 Jan 2009, 1:53 pm

Has an apple orbiting around him



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02 Jan 2009, 1:56 pm

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Has an apple orbiting around him


Doesn't everyone?

Opened a portal to another dimension that is so similar to this one, that no-one has noticed yet.


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02 Jan 2009, 1:59 pm

Once had a three-some with himself, whereupon he urinated upon the walls he was not living inside of. This made the horses angry, so they used a chair on his thong.



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02 Jan 2009, 2:01 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
i_wanna_blue wrote:
Has an apple orbiting around him


Doesn't everyone?


as in a planet orbiting the sun, wouldn't think so...

Drives a car modelled on that of Fred Flinstones.



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02 Jan 2009, 2:04 pm

Drives Fred Flinstone.