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Gone fishing or Out to lunch?

Out to lunch

Video games or videos of games ?

Video Games

New Fangled-dangle or Old Fashioned Song?

New-fangled Dangle whatever the heck that is !

A kick up the arse, or a poke in the eye with a burnt stick ?

A kick up the arse.

The cats whiskers or The dogs bollocks?

dog bollocks !?!? ewwww.... I'd definitely prefer cat whiskers to that !

A plate of humble pie, or eating your hat ?

Is humble pie anything like strawberry pie? Oh please say it is...?

Humble pie I guess.

Mosquito swarm or bed bug attack?

Swarm of mozzies

Pearls of wisdom or Ship of fools?

Pearls of Wisdom.... no contest.

A parcel of rogues, or a parcel of poo ?

A Parcel of Rogues
A song that protests bitterly about the Union of Scotland and England in 1707.
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Fareweel to a' our Scottish fame,

Fareweel our ancient glory

Fareweel ev'n to the Scottish name,

Sae famed in martial story

Now Sark rins over Solway sands

An Tweed rins to the ocean

To mark where England's province stands -

Sic a parcel o rogues in a nation!



What force or guile could not subdue

Through many warlike ages

Is wrought now by a coward few

For hireling traitor's wages

The English steel we could disdain

Secure in valour's station

But English gold has been our bane -

Sic a parcel o rogues in a nation!



O would, or I had seen the day

That Treason thus could sell us,

My auld grey head had lien in clay

Wi Bruce and loyal Wallace!

But pith and power, till my last hour

I'll mak this declaration

We're bought and sold for English gold -

Sic a parcel o rogues in a nation!

Easy peasy or Pudding and pie?

Indeed so. It's one of the folk songs which my dad would perform.

Easy Peasy


Teaching your granny to suck eggs, or having your granny teach you how to shoot ?

Granny to teach me shoot. I don't think I could teach anyone how to suck an egg

Yellow bellied custard or green snot pie?

The cowardly custard.

A s**t sandwich or sh*****g on your own doorstep ?

I'd sh*t on my own doorstep rather than eat a sh*t sandwich thank you very much

The shape of things to come or The ghost of days gone by?

The ghosts of days gone by.

Black cat crossing your path or stepping on a crack (break your mother's back)?

Black cat

A pig in a pokey or a pig in a blanket?