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TallyMan
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07 Jan 2009, 2:01 pm

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Serves snails in cream sauce to his pet dog.


(He would probably eat them too... and I'm not joking.)


Heard the phrase "snail mail" which gave him the idea for genetically modifying snails with a plan to create a race of super fast snails he intends to sell to the postal service to deliver the mail.


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07 Jan 2009, 2:13 pm

TallyMan wrote:
QuantumCowboy wrote:
Serves snails in cream sauce to his pet dog.


(He would probably eat them too... and I'm not joking.)


Heard the phrase "snail mail" which gave him the idea for genetically modifying snails with a plan to create a race of super fast snails he intends to sell to the postal service to deliver the mail.



Hey! How did YOU get a copy of my lab notes! :lol:


Fixes trains with nothing but spit and bailing twine.


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07 Jan 2009, 3:21 pm

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Fixes trains with nothing but spit and bailing twine.


Hey - how did you get a copy of British Rail's maintenance manual?

Has a copy of every train time table in the world ever published from Alberta to Australia to Zambia.


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07 Jan 2009, 3:30 pm

Eats above manuals with a thick layer of Ragu spaghetti sauce.


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07 Jan 2009, 3:32 pm

And has concluded that the Alberta to Australia to Zambia Line runs more reliably than
the Long Island Railroad....(More like Long Island Snail-road) :P


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07 Jan 2009, 3:34 pm

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Eats above manuals with a thick layer of Ragu spaghetti sauce.


(Would eating such manuals help to keep one regular?)

Takes his bicycle on the train and cycles from the back of the train to the front while the train is in motion - claims he gets to his destination quicker.


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07 Jan 2009, 3:41 pm

Manages to fit 350 pairs of shoes under his bed, and throws each one away after wearing them once.


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07 Jan 2009, 3:42 pm

Can only ride on a train if he is listening to Johnny Cash singing "Rock Island Line" looped continuously.


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07 Jan 2009, 3:54 pm

Hula dances on the tables in the break room during lunch hour.


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07 Jan 2009, 4:15 pm

Hula dances while on a train and juggling a chainsaw.


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07 Jan 2009, 4:20 pm

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07 Jan 2009, 6:10 pm

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07 Jan 2009, 8:32 pm

has a large aquarium in her bedroom where she keeps one of the Loch Ness monster's toenail clippings.


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07 Jan 2009, 8:54 pm

Orders fully synthetic electrons in 45 gallon drums.


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07 Jan 2009, 9:07 pm

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07 Jan 2009, 9:15 pm

Trots around on a team of griffins while sneering at all those wearing fedoras.


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