Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you roasted your pot in a crock this morning but are thoroughly stoned now and don't care anyway.

I wish the streets of Croatia are quiet tomorrow morning.

many thanks, and I dare not corrupt that wish.

I wish the following day be very productive for the next poster.

Granted. I spend a productive day on TvTropes.

I wish TvTropes was better and bigger.

Granted ... I have no idea what TV Tropes is, so I don't know how to corrupt that wish? And too sleepy to Google.

I wish life were simpler.

Granted, you are sent back to the cave dweller days.

I wish for a more reliable internet connection.

Granted. Unfortunately the sites you most like to visit are not so lucky, so they're offline half the time anyway.

I wish ... I wish ... g'night y'all. I wish to sleep now.

Granted. You fall asleep for 400 years. And wake up on a colony on Pluto. Happy gravity.

I wish the space programs had more funding.

Granted. 90% funding is diverted from Earth programs to NASA, so NASA better hurry up and find us another habitable planet!

I wish that damn rooster would just crow a couple of times in the morning instead of over and over and over and over and over ad Excedrin

Granted, Cock-a-doodle-do, Cock-a-doodle-do, BANG!

I wish for a cockerel stew.

You and me both, buddy. But the person who made yours neglected to pluck the feathers first.

I wish that the musty smell in my house is just my imagination, and that Sunday's buyer's inspection doesn't turn up mold.....

Granted, no mould but the entire building is constructed from a giant toadstool.

I wish for my dull headache to subside.

Can't corrupt that ...

I wish the same thing, as I too have a dull headache.

No corruption there either.

I wish to do some more work now.

Alright, here are 2900 pages worth of E-forms for you to fill. Thankfully, all the forms are paperless, saving many trees.

I wish for an ePad.

Granted, apply it to your computer once per month

I wish to download knowledge of French directly into my brain - like in the Matrix movies.

Granted! Now you speak all the languages in the world,
including Klingon and computer languages.

I wish for the ability to cook.