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17 Feb 2013, 9:35 pm

A black hole doesn't stand a chance against its more prevalent counterpart, dark matter ...

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17 Feb 2013, 9:49 pm

"Are you Hannah Faber?"
(Hannah Faber was the mother of Jan Oort, who first discovered evidence of dark matter in 1932. If a terminator is sent back in time to take care of Ms. Faber, then we won't have to know about dark matter, and what we don't know can't hurt us, right?)

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18 Feb 2013, 8:50 am

Mrs. Schwarzenegger took care of that little adventure. "Nein, you von't be beck"...

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18 Feb 2013, 9:03 am

I AM beck! Retirement is for sissies.

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18 Feb 2013, 9:14 am

Nope, apparently not. It's permanent.

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18 Feb 2013, 9:21 am

Repair droid.

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18 Feb 2013, 10:05 am

Batteries not included!

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18 Feb 2013, 3:54 pm

It may take a while, but he'll supply the necessary power.

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18 Feb 2013, 4:06 pm

Oopsie, too much food...

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18 Feb 2013, 4:27 pm

He digs deep, and finds to will to remake himself.

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18 Feb 2013, 4:45 pm

Sadly, little Fluffy's efforts came to nothing when his stash of performance enhancers was discovered - he got banned!

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18 Feb 2013, 5:03 pm

Due to Fluffy's overwhelming cuteness and his moving personal story, the regulatory committee was all too willing to lift the ban as soon as he could show them some clean urine (nevermind where it came from :wink:).

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18 Feb 2013, 5:15 pm

Ah, but he didn't reckon on that late DNA test - which caused the ban to be reinstated once the source of the sample was revealed!

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18 Feb 2013, 9:26 pm

Alas, the source was eliminated by its natural predator, a mountain lion.

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18 Feb 2013, 9:37 pm

I'm guessing a mountain lion's probably no match for this:

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19 Feb 2013, 6:09 am

And that's no match for Super-Giant-Cartoon-Spraying-Man:

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