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03 Feb 2018, 4:26 am

Surely this is very sophisticated advice, DO UNTO OTHERS WHAT THEY HAVE DONE UNTO YOU



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03 Feb 2018, 4:27 am

Take everything literally



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03 Feb 2018, 4:39 am

just disregard road signs at all times.


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03 Feb 2018, 4:44 am

when you're hungry but trying to not be so GD fat, eat bars of bath soap, they will suds up inside of you and keep you clean inside at the same time, with those big scrubbing bubbles.



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03 Feb 2018, 4:45 am

if you're broke, unemployed and looking to start over and don't have a STEM degree, move to southern california.


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03 Feb 2018, 4:47 am

take a bath in everclear.



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03 Feb 2018, 4:50 am

live in a location where you can easily get enough everclear to have a bath in. 8O


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03 Feb 2018, 4:52 am

stockpile 90% isopropyl alcohol as a sub for the everclear.



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03 Feb 2018, 6:46 pm

If you don't know what everclear is, pretend that you do so everyone will think you're smart.



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03 Feb 2018, 9:15 pm

everclear is not 190 proof [95%] corn alcohol. it will not dissolve your guts if you guzzle it down.



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08 Feb 2018, 4:17 pm

Make everything about you.



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08 Feb 2018, 8:09 pm

Start a collection of rusty pieces of metal and leave them strewn throughout your house. When you have enough, invite people over to look at them. Allow children to touch the exhibits.



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08 Feb 2018, 11:08 pm

Go with the cheapest plastic surgeon


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08 Feb 2018, 11:25 pm

Don’t sleep. Sleeping is for babies.



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08 Feb 2018, 11:36 pm

Use a toaster to effectively boil water when not near a stove.


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08 Feb 2018, 11:39 pm

SentientPotato wrote:
Use a toaster to effectively boil water when not near a stove.


I use a blender for that.