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26 Nov 2007, 6:14 pm

Granted, no corruption.

I wish that I had a way out of this mess.

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26 Nov 2007, 6:18 pm

Aqui Machete tiene - no corruption.

I wish Petey weren't blind anymore.

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26 Nov 2007, 6:38 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

I wish Petey weren't blind anymore.

*wipes away tears* Can't possibly corrupt that. Granted outright. Now his mate will stop pickin' on him!

I wish that I could digify and send baked goods (muffins, etc.) over the Net.

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26 Nov 2007, 6:43 pm

Granted, but your friends printer says "cannot comply, out of ingredients!"

I wish mass didn't store so much energy.

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26 Nov 2007, 7:32 pm

*oops, just remembered, Petey is a GIRL*

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26 Nov 2007, 7:54 pm

That's okay, I knew what you meant.

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26 Nov 2007, 8:16 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, but your friends printer says "cannot comply, out of ingredients!"

I wish mass didn't store so much energy.

Granted, but now the earth is made of cotton candy.

I wish I didn't have the tendency to creep people out.

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27 Nov 2007, 12:52 am

Granted, but only for a minute.

I wish i had a cow.

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27 Nov 2007, 2:59 am

Granted, but then everyone else in the world turns into six billion Bart Simpsons and you have to put up with people telling you not to have that cow.

I wish that joke was funnier.

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27 Nov 2007, 7:23 am

Granted, but now every other joke sucks. I wish you would start using the metric system in the US. It would make everything a lot easier.

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27 Nov 2007, 11:52 am

Granted, no corruption because I agree.

I wish everyone spoke one language.

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27 Nov 2007, 12:39 pm

Granted, but we would all have to go to the non English speaking countries and teach them to speak English, and some of those countries are in the bush, and we would die of lack of Internet connections.

I wish that somebody would give me a Routemaster for Christmas.

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27 Nov 2007, 1:32 pm

Granted, but you get the Routemaster from the WP story, and it is glued in half.

I wish I could see into the future

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27 Nov 2007, 1:32 pm

Merry Christmas!

I wish that Caso wasn't paranoid like I am.

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27 Nov 2007, 1:34 pm

Speedy wrote:

Granted, but you get the Routemaster from the WP story, and it is glued in half.

I wish I could see into the future

Granted, but only a couple of minutes ahead.

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28 Nov 2007, 11:51 am

Speedy wrote:

Granted, but you get the Routemaster from the WP story, and it is glued in half.

I wish I could see into the future

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Merry Christmas!

Hahahaha! See that worked!

Where was I...

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

I wish that Caso wasn't paranoid like I am.

Okay... Um, Granted, you're a both REALLY paranoid, but in completely different ways!

I wish I could travel in time at will... (Don't say Merry Christmas! :lol:

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