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richie
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09 Jan 2009, 10:24 am

Cooked his turnips with a blowtorch...


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09 Jan 2009, 10:25 am

what is cull pter aspids?



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09 Jan 2009, 10:33 am

Is watching turnips to see if they turn...


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09 Jan 2009, 10:34 am

Uses a screwdriver as a toothbrush.



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09 Jan 2009, 10:43 am

Eats his lunch using a toothbrush - claims it means he doesn't need to clean his teeth after meals.

Washes his lunch down with a drink of mouthwash.


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09 Jan 2009, 11:06 am

Has cast iron battle armor.


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09 Jan 2009, 11:15 am

has cast away his bottled amour.


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09 Jan 2009, 11:20 am

Keeps his armoire bottled...


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09 Jan 2009, 12:23 pm

Has a cellar with vintage bottles of dragon blood. Plans to sell it to Klingon epicures.


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09 Jan 2009, 2:14 pm

can balance a rabbit on the end of his nose.


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09 Jan 2009, 2:20 pm

Plans to donate his brain to medical research:

http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/01/08/1422245

However, is more likely to wake up staring out of a jar in Futurama.


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09 Jan 2009, 2:49 pm

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09 Jan 2009, 3:31 pm

Returns library books with peanut butter and jelly smeared on every page.


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09 Jan 2009, 3:44 pm

Eats a bowl of nails for breakfast.... without any milk!


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09 Jan 2009, 3:50 pm

uses a mangonel to throw balloons at clowns.


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09 Jan 2009, 3:51 pm

Is known by his friends as MuscleBob Buffpants :wink: