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TallyMan
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10 Jan 2009, 12:15 pm

Bought a wireless mouse because it doesn't spit. It is also cheaper to replace the batteries than keep buying cheese for it.


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10 Jan 2009, 12:18 pm

Swims in the toilet and goes to the bathroom in a bath tub.


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10 Jan 2009, 12:20 pm

Is the most feared pirate in the bathtub and bathes with a parrot on her shoulder.


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10 Jan 2009, 12:22 pm

Play with rubber duckies in the bathtub.

HEY how did you know.


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10 Jan 2009, 12:24 pm

Ditto - how do you know?

Has the worlds largest collection of rubber ducks.


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10 Jan 2009, 12:40 pm

Doesn't want to scare little kids so they don't show their face.


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10 Jan 2009, 12:48 pm

Is really into body piercing and in addition to ear rings has a knife through her bottom lip.


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10 Jan 2009, 12:54 pm

Steals little kids bikes to get to work.


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10 Jan 2009, 12:55 pm

Caught me stealing her bike and beat me up then tazered me :(


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10 Jan 2009, 12:58 pm

Didn't think I could hurt a fly.


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10 Jan 2009, 1:00 pm

Goes fly fishing on her pirate ship.


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10 Jan 2009, 1:01 pm

Wears a ski mask in the summer and a visor in the winter.


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10 Jan 2009, 1:04 pm

Had a sore throat and needed to go to the bank, so wrote a note instead saying "I want money" and gave this to the cashier, however, she forgot she was wearing a ski mask at the time. I'm sure she will explain it all... when she gets out in ten years time


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10 Jan 2009, 1:06 pm

Tried to sign to a blind m,an.


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10 Jan 2009, 1:07 pm

Gives audio books to deaf people.


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10 Jan 2009, 1:12 pm

Sends mail to himself.