Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you've been kicked out early and can't go back until next school year begins.

I wish I were a better bike rider.

Granted, you are now a Hells Angel and ride a big Harley Davidson and wear a black leather jacket.

I wish for a bowl of chillies and rice.

Granted. You get your bowl of chili and rice, but due to a series of random, extraordinary events, the Earth gets swallowed by a giant alien insect by the time you've finished it.

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I wish I found an old, huge cache of 24 carat gold beneath the floorboards in my cellar.

Granted. The mobsters who hid it there are not pleased that you've found it.

I wish I were not such a klutz -- it's dangerous, when you're a chef!

Granted, you are no longer a klutz, unfortunately your kitchen equipment is Chinese made and the handle falls off that pan of boiling water you were carrying.

I wish it was warmer today.

Granted ... come on over to Maryland, darlin'. Beautiful day here today.

I wish I had outdoor work to do today instead of all indoor

Granted, an unexpected tornado removes the roof and contents from your house, you now have lots to do outdoors.

I wish the lawns didn't need cutting.

Granted, your neighbor's sheep have jumped the fence and trimmed not only your lawn, but all your garden seedlings.

I wish I weren't going to be living an hour away from my honey.

Granted, the bees take up residence in your attic besides the bats

I wish I was a hive of activity this afternoon.

Granted ... sticky like honey and sharp like a stinger, and all revolving around a Queen Bee.

I wish I were feeling more energetic and focused about the work that needs to be done before I can move.

Granted, your house catches fire, you now feel very energetic and focussed and move quite quickly.

I wish I could put off doing some procrastinating until tomorrow.

Granted, procrastination has been procrastinated till tomorrow.

I wish for a multiverse.

Granted, a multi-verse limerick is on it's way to you.

I wish to be versed in verse.

Granted, you're versed in verse but in reversed order.

i wish for a better health.

Granted, you are now healthy as a horse. However, your vocabulary seems to be reduced to Neeeeigggh.

I wish to live in a cave in the Himalayas with adequate sustenance to survive.

Granted, but a meteorite strikes exactly 20 metres in the distance of your cave and you're gine with the wind (and smoke).

I wish for a different life.