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TallyMan
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10 Jan 2009, 1:14 pm

Tries to catch fish wearing a metal gauntlet


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10 Jan 2009, 1:15 pm

Travels on the back of a unicorn.



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10 Jan 2009, 1:16 pm

Travels on the front of a unicorn 8O 8O 8O


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10 Jan 2009, 1:21 pm

Was last seen hovering above the International Space Center.



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10 Jan 2009, 1:34 pm

Was last seen hoovering the International Space Center


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10 Jan 2009, 1:36 pm

Is the janitor on the International Space Center



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10 Jan 2009, 1:38 pm

Is the janitors who cleans the outside of the international space station, but plans to find another job as the current one lacks atmosphere.


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10 Jan 2009, 1:42 pm

Dries his underwear in the microwave and his socks in the toaster. 8O



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10 Jan 2009, 1:48 pm

Eats peanut butter on toasted socks for breakfast.


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10 Jan 2009, 3:00 pm

Trained the journalist who threw those shoes at George W. Bush...



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10 Jan 2009, 3:23 pm

(I didn't train him well enough... he missed)

Has more shoes than Imelda Marcos.


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10 Jan 2009, 3:34 pm

Uses a cologne made from the 'essence of old shoes'.



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10 Jan 2009, 3:43 pm

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Uses a cologne made from the 'essence of old shoes'.


How did you know? I buy it from Boots (A chain of stores in England that sells such things).

Wears hiking boots to go swimming and wears flippers at home.


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10 Jan 2009, 3:46 pm

TallyMan wrote:
i_wanna_blue wrote:
Uses a cologne made from the 'essence of old shoes'.


How did you know? I buy it from Boots (A chain of stores in England that sells such things).

Are you serious, or are just kiddin'?


Keeps a picture of a goat in his wallet...
(Don't tell me thats true aswell) :lol:



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10 Jan 2009, 4:10 pm

Used to have a picture of his wallet, but his goat ate it.


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10 Jan 2009, 4:36 pm

First Robot Master built by Dr. Light, Tallyman!


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