Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you find yourself living in the cave next to mine watching a large red glowing ball approaching through the sky.

I wish for a Bodhi tree

Granted, but then YOU are to be gone as well.

I wish for a day with no worries.

Granted. But that day was yesterday.

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I wish I'd automatically repel bad people and attract good people.

Granted, but the good people you attract develop unhealthy obsessions over you.

I wish for something fun to do this summer.

Granted, you get free tickets to Hurricane Harbor. However, on the day the tickets are valid for there is an actual hurricane.




I wish people would stop suffering from being abjectly paranoid.

Granted. But a new breed of killer flies, which have escaped from a radioactive test chamber in a lab somewhere secret, they get an estimable reason to be paranoid.

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I wish I'd never need to go to the toilet anymore.

Granted, but now you need to wear diapers and shower often.



I wish that megacorporations never existed.

Granted but now there are gigacorporations.

i wish for a winning lottery ticket.

Granted. The jackpot is up to EUR 7.34!

I wish I hadn't hurt my neck yesterday.

Granted, you hurt your back instead. (Are you ok?)

I wish for some sardines.

Granted; unfortunately they're spoiled

I wish Tony had not bailed on going to see the new place today.

Granted, he went without you.

I wish for some asparagus from my garden tomorrow.

Granted. OMG, how can I corrupt that? I want some too!

I wish to share the harvest, and I offer to make the hollandaise sauce.....

Granted, lunch in Holland it is.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted. Your car breaks down and they need to replace the computer.

I wish I could just stop and RELAX for a few days

Granted, you slip into a coma for a week.

I wish for a balloon flight across the Alps.