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10 Jan 2009, 7:06 pm

Alters the DNA of walruses in order to create a stable of racing Pegasuses.


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10 Jan 2009, 7:22 pm

Keeps a picture of his wallet in his wallet.


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10 Jan 2009, 8:03 pm

Goes trick or treating as a adult but dresses like a kid everyday.


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10 Jan 2009, 8:20 pm

Talks to passersby in Yiddish, even though he does not know Yiddish.


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10 Jan 2009, 8:22 pm

Has waffle Iron boots.


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10 Jan 2009, 8:24 pm

Irons out his waffles with a ten ton steam press.


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11 Jan 2009, 12:51 am

Wants to be the CEW (Chief Exective Waffle) at Waffle House.


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11 Jan 2009, 1:27 am

Unravels balls of yarn in order to make dental floss.


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11 Jan 2009, 1:33 am

Is planting a dental floss plantation in Lower Slobovia....


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11 Jan 2009, 2:41 am

Throws charged neutrinos at every pink elephant he sees.


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11 Jan 2009, 4:01 am

Throws his garbage down peoples chimneys.



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11 Jan 2009, 5:07 am

Decided to make his own particle accelerator by dropping protons down his chimney then jumping off the roof and back indoors to the fireplace and holding more protons in the path of those he dropped.

So far he has discovered two new particles, a clanger and a woopsit.


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11 Jan 2009, 5:47 am

Boils eggs in his electric kettle.



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11 Jan 2009, 6:50 am

i_wanna_blue wrote:
Boils eggs in his electric kettle.


(Don't all students? ... but that was quite a few years ago)


Heats his room with an electric kettle.


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11 Jan 2009, 7:38 am

After landing in Turkey, he looked up at the cloudless sky and thought: 'Hmm, I expected the weather to be rather fowl'...



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11 Jan 2009, 7:39 am

i wanna poo :lol: