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ProfessorX
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21 Jul 2009, 11:22 am

It's time my feet get some exercise..



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21 Jul 2009, 11:47 am

Batteries not included



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21 Jul 2009, 1:17 pm

keep on walking.


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21 Jul 2009, 3:48 pm

YES! Kneel before me, knave!


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21 Jul 2009, 8:51 pm

and now...for my next trick



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21 Jul 2009, 9:05 pm

Out of my head


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21 Jul 2009, 9:18 pm

In to my heart



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21 Jul 2009, 10:03 pm

Forced to give a concession to comfort and safety,
the invisible man blows his cover.


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21 Jul 2009, 10:39 pm

Almost there...Almost there...Almost there...Almost there...Almost there...Almost there



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21 Jul 2009, 10:53 pm

Almost there...Almost there...Almost there...Almost there...Almost there...Almost there


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21 Jul 2009, 11:13 pm

Whee is the zipper on this thing



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21 Jul 2009, 11:34 pm

I was walkin' down the street
Concentratin' on truckin' right
I heard a dark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other

I say
I don't like cricket oh no
I love it
I don't like cricket oh no
I love it
Don't you walk thru my words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

Well he looked down at my silver chain
He said I'll give you one dollar
I said you've got to be jokin' man
It was a present from me Mother
He said I like it I want it
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home

And I say
I don't like reggae no no
I love it
I don't like reggae oh no
I love it
Don't you cramp me style
Don't you queer on me pitch
Don't you walk thru my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

I hurried back to the swimming pool
Sinkin' pina coladas
I heard a dark voice beside me say
Would you like something harder
She said I've got it you want it
My harvest is the best
And if you try it you'll like it
And wallow in a Dreadlock Holiday

And I say
Don't like Jamaica oh no
I love her
Don't like Jamaica oh no
I love her oh yea
Don't you walk thru her words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru her words
'Cause you ain't heard her out yet

I don't like cricket
I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
I don't like reggae
I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
Don't like Jamaica
I love her (Dreadlock Holiday)


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21 Jul 2009, 11:48 pm

Perhaps that last line was a little too much



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21 Jul 2009, 11:59 pm

run motherf**er run!


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22 Jul 2009, 12:54 am

Greetings Earthlings!

Take me to your Lederhosen!


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22 Jul 2009, 1:00 am

WoW, I can see my house from here