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Granted, and as soon as they finish they give you the bill for $10,000, payable immediately.

I wish money grew on trees.

Granted. The worldwide standard unit of currency is the American chestnut. Talk about a financial crisis!

I wish I were a wise old woman (but without all those aches and pains of old age!)

Granted your bite the dust in a couple of moments.

I wish I can eat all the drinks and sweets in the world without rotting my teeth and getting fat from it.

Granted, but you should see the size of the bill! You will be working 24/7 for the next million years to pay it off.

I wish my friend passes her driving test on Friday.

Granted she does, but at the moment she gets on the road, she runs you over and get her driving license taken off.

I wish for fudge

You'll be filled to bursting with fudge.

I wish for Knowledge!

You have all the knowledge there is, unfortunately life is now so predictable you're going insane.

I wish for something tasty and meaty.

Granted, there are now ten ostriches in your kitchen causing havoc. Bon appétit

I wish for something soothing

Granted, you get a sedative, but due to a labelling error it is 100 times stronger than is safe.

I wish for a stroll along a river bank.

You are swept away and never found.

I wish for everyone to have a nice day!

Granted, but the world erupts in chaos tomorrow as satisfying everyone's requirements for a nice day ends up being a lot more complicated then it sounds. The needs of a few misanthropic mad scientists kind of ruin it for everyone else.

I wish this head ache would clear up.

That was a good one!



Your head is missing!

I wish for something funny

granted, but this may not be your sort of thing.

I wish for a castle.

The castle is so large you wondered for days and starved.

I wish for something inspiring

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How's that?

I wish mangos weren't so messy to eat.