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lau Veteran
Joined: 17 Jun 2006Age: 76Gender: MalePosts: 9,795Location: Somerset UK
was tempted by "Genuine Deep-sea Ice Cream", but used an umbrella instead.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Insists on a full size umbrella in his cocktails.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Has a stadium named after him in Panama.
Named a country after his favourite cigar.
Uses dandruff as a seasoning.
Puts salt and pepper on his head to disguise the dandruff.
Fights global warming bare fisted.
Lives inside a giant refrigerator, next to the egg box. Claims it makes him cool
Is the infamous refrigerator globe burglar.
Hides his stolen diamonds in the ice box. This worked fine until one day he forgot and several people ended up with diamonds in their drinks.
can curl his ears up over the top of his head, down his back and under his feet.
richie Supporting Member
Joined: 9 Jan 2007Age: 66Gender: MalePosts: 30,142Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
Borrowed TallyMan's ears to make a shelter from the rain and seagull poop....
Owns a sheep that can sing the U.S national anthem...
Keeps his flock of sheep warm by giving them all a wolf coat.
Plays the piano with a hammer.
Likes to play the piano accompanying rap music - "Its hammer time!"