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lau
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12 Jan 2009, 3:07 pm

was tempted by "Genuine Deep-sea Ice Cream", but used an umbrella instead.


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12 Jan 2009, 4:06 pm

Insists on a full size umbrella in his cocktails.


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12 Jan 2009, 4:14 pm

Has a stadium named after him in Panama.



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12 Jan 2009, 4:15 pm

Named a country after his favourite cigar.


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12 Jan 2009, 4:17 pm

Uses dandruff as a seasoning.



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12 Jan 2009, 4:21 pm

Puts salt and pepper on his head to disguise the dandruff.


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12 Jan 2009, 4:28 pm

Fights global warming bare fisted.



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12 Jan 2009, 4:37 pm

Lives inside a giant refrigerator, next to the egg box. Claims it makes him cool 8)


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12 Jan 2009, 4:42 pm

Is the infamous refrigerator globe burglar.



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12 Jan 2009, 4:48 pm

Hides his stolen diamonds in the ice box. This worked fine until one day he forgot and several people ended up with diamonds in their drinks.


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12 Jan 2009, 5:42 pm

can curl his ears up over the top of his head, down his back and under his feet.


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12 Jan 2009, 5:50 pm

Borrowed TallyMan's ears to make a shelter from the rain and seagull poop....


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13 Jan 2009, 9:04 am

Owns a sheep that can sing the U.S national anthem...



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13 Jan 2009, 3:22 pm

Keeps his flock of sheep warm by giving them all a wolf coat.


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13 Jan 2009, 3:30 pm

Plays the piano with a hammer.



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13 Jan 2009, 3:36 pm

Likes to play the piano accompanying rap music - "Its hammer time!"


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