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Was checkmated by a blown head-gasket

Has got the worlds largest collection of pawn magazines.

Spends a quiet Sunday afternoon at the Morgue.

Fishes with a sickle

Fishes with a lightning rod, and surprisingly it works... bolt of lightning and all the fish are there floating on the surface waiting to be gathered.

is a pillar of his local philately society. Before that, he was a cornerstone of the library. Earlier he was a brick. Has been "in construction" for quite a while. Hopes to get plastered soon.

Adores splatter art made with his toothbrush and a window screen.

Won an art competition and has her work on show at the Tate Gallery in London. The artwork is the windscreen of her car featuring all the insects she splattered against the windscreen of her car. She had to drive for several months at night to splatter enough insects to make an interesting pattern. Got a higher body count than Damien Hurst.

Is still under the assumption that Plato invented the plate.

Went to a Greek restaurant and smashed all the plates... before the meal. So the waiter served the soup directly into his lap

^ Was a pobblebonk frog, but when there was an acident involving a pavlova and nuclear waste,
he became a wobbegong.

Translated all of William Shakespeare's works in Pig Latin.

Feels that the translation of Shakespeare's works into Pig Latin, is the most significant advancement in western civilization.

Throws molotov cocktails at everyone attending those 'Shakespeare in the Park' festivals.

has been counting on his fingers ever since the aardvark took away his abacus.

Uses an aardvarks snout as a funnel......