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Granted, all your boxes slide smoothly off the lorry (truck) as it pulls away from the lights in town.

I wish for twice as much of as whatever the next poster wishes for.

In that case, I wish for labour pains, and a prodigy child.

Granted, the government collapses and New Labour gets back in and gives you prodigious pains.

*inserts a wish*

Due to no wish being specified, you receive no corruption in return.

I wish for my laptop to be fixed.

Granted, your laptop goes away to be fixed and comes back with a replacement keyboard - in Mandarin.

I wish for a huge radio telescope

Granted; it is a 15-foot dish, and it won't get delivered to your house--you have to pick it up yourself, and by foot.

I wish I could multiply my days off.

Granted they are now multiplied by 0.5

I wish I could leap tall buildings with a single bound.

Granted, you are now 50 ft. tall. Good luck finding a tailor.

I wish I had a talking dog.

Granted, he talks, eats a lot, is frightened of his own shadow and lives in a big van called the mystery machine.

I wish my dog didn't steal papers off my desk and chew them up.

Granted, the dog now steals paper from your wallet and chews on that.


I wish I the sunny weather here lasts for a few more weeks?

Granted, you can have mine and I'll have rain (no rain here for 7 weeks - garden is gasping).

I wish for lots and lots of rain.

Granted; floods will set in, inundating your entire community.

I wish I could set my vacation leaves the day before and be approved.

Granted, and as a bonus you receive a one-way ticket to Reykjavic for the winter months.

I wish I could taste a rainbow.

Granted, you now have a pack of skittles. Taste the rainbow.

I wish I could walk through the fourth dimension.

I shall grant you that.
The fourth dimension is time...by taking a wrong turn you walk back too far and suffer the agony of being un-born and trapped in the womb.

I wish I would win some prizes.

Granted, you win first prize in the loudest tie competition... the prize being a huge 1970's kipper tie.

I wish it was Sunday tomorrow.