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Kasek
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20 Jan 2009, 4:28 pm

Is destined to have a horrible fate due to being the first to post on page 666.

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TallyMan
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20 Jan 2009, 5:42 pm

Doesn't know it, but has a birth mark on the back of their head: 999. No, sorry, I'm reading it upside-down :twisted:

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richie
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20 Jan 2009, 7:38 pm

Saw the first sunrise and the last sunset and slept through everything in between....

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Strapples
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20 Jan 2009, 7:40 pm

murdered Alex

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richie
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20 Jan 2009, 7:46 pm

Auditioned for the starring role in "Full Rubber Jacket"....

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TallyMan
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21 Jan 2009, 4:48 am

Goes swimming in lake Whoop-dee-doo wearing a suit of armour.

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lau
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21 Jan 2009, 9:39 am

counts his teeth each morning. Gives up when he gets to four thousand, six hundred and fifty-three, as he doesn't like that number.

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TallyMan
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21 Jan 2009, 10:38 am

When he goes to the barber for a hair cut he always counts the number of hairs removed and expects to be billed proportionately based on a fixed fee per hair.

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lau
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21 Jan 2009, 11:04 am

was taxed on his excessive number of follicles.

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21 Jan 2009, 11:07 am

lau wrote:

was taxed on his excessive number of follicles.

I'm nearly bald!

Everyone finds him taxing. :wink:

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lau
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21 Jan 2009, 12:16 pm

is known far and wide for counting his chickens before they are hitched.

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Tim_Tex
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21 Jan 2009, 12:19 pm

Has a cool-looking beard.

lau
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21 Jan 2009, 12:30 pm

is more absurdist than a stick of celery with a telephone.

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TallyMan
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21 Jan 2009, 1:33 pm

Replaced his mobile phone with a mobile parsnip. Claims it is great because he hasn't had any telesales calls since.

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i_wanna_blue
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21 Jan 2009, 2:30 pm

Eats canned mongoose twice a week.

TallyMan
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21 Jan 2009, 3:11 pm

Buys tins of "Canned laughter" to open while watching unfunny television programmes. He gets through a lot of cans.

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