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i_wanna_blue
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22 Jan 2009, 1:32 pm

Is the body double of Clint Eastwood and Nicole Kidman 8O



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22 Jan 2009, 1:34 pm

Enjoys giving head to his/her pillow.


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22 Jan 2009, 1:53 pm

Had a nightmare about eating a never ending giant marshmallow. Woke up the following morning and his pillow was missing.


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22 Jan 2009, 1:54 pm

Likes to cook bunnies.



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22 Jan 2009, 1:56 pm

Takes advice from a bunny.



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22 Jan 2009, 1:56 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
Likes to cook bunnies.


I like to do what to bunny girls? Oh sorry I read that wrong.

Likes to say bunnies a lot.


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22 Jan 2009, 2:16 pm

Wears a bunny costume to work everyday.



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22 Jan 2009, 2:48 pm

tells a lot of unbunny jokes.


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22 Jan 2009, 2:59 pm

Fitted 17 inch chrome rims, central locking and a ps3 with LCD screen to his horse powered cart.



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23 Jan 2009, 12:44 am

licks doorknobs on other planets! WITHOUT KNOWING ITS ILLEGAL!


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23 Jan 2009, 6:45 am

Listens to music composed by barn animals.



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23 Jan 2009, 10:30 am

extending the idea behind a modem, or a codec, has come up with a "bodeb" - i.e. a boulder/deboulder. Is not entirely sure what it will do, yet.


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23 Jan 2009, 11:08 am

Was disappointed that his router wouldn't cut wood as well as it sent data packets.


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23 Jan 2009, 11:44 am

Eats frozen coffee and drinks liquidised toast for breakfast.



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23 Jan 2009, 12:12 pm

Was charged with animal cruelty for eating hot dogs.


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23 Jan 2009, 2:34 pm

Watches soapies everyday, with a box of tissues in hand.