Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you won't be able to have a good laugh with Jim Carey, he is a comedian right?

I wish that I had 20,000 posts like Mr Sir TallyMan.

Granted, but your lupus kills you prematurely.

I wish I had lupus.

er, granted.

You mean that's not corrupted already? OK how about all the symptoms including end stage renal disease, and increased risk of death from cardiovascular disease due to the corticosteroids used to treat it?

I wish my houe was self-tidying...

Granted, but you're new home is a cardboard box.

I wish I could could have three arms.

Granted, now you are the armed guru.

I wish for another bowl of "Coco pops"

Granted, but its poisoned.

I wish I was famous.

Granted. You're in the Guiness Book of Records for Most Embarressing Death

I wish...um, that my TV had more channels...

Granted, but their all static.

I wish I was cool.

Granted, severe temperature drop overnight tonight.

I wish my feet were being massaged

Me, too. You go first. *falls sound asleep*

I wish it was going to be a nice weekend.

Granted. It's going to be lovely here in Maryland


I wish I still looked good in a bathing suit.

Granted, but you're too small to wear it.

I wish I knew what Air Jordans were.

Granted. They're ventilated shirts to keep athletes cool while they play.
*(corruption! they're really shoes. That's all I know about them)

I wish to power down the laptop now and drag my hiney to bed. Nighty-night!

Not granted.

I wish for the world's smartest clown.

Granted, but due to an error reading your wish you get a clown 1mm high.

I wish for a pet caterpillar.

Granted, but due to an error reading your wish you will have to call the fire company to get the cat down off the pillar using their ladder truck.

I wish for a nice cuppa tea.