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TallyMan
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26 Jan 2009, 1:32 pm

Is a professional hobo licenser, and requires them to complete a 100 page form, in duplicate, before issuing them a licence.


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26 Jan 2009, 2:00 pm

Is a professional 'stuck jar' opener.



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26 Jan 2009, 2:04 pm

Is always being told off for leaving doors ajar.


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27 Jan 2009, 12:33 am

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27 Jan 2009, 1:43 am

(Actually, that sounds like an idea!)
Can reverse sound waves in a 20 foot radius.


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27 Jan 2009, 8:16 am

Reverses the mood of everyone within a 20 foot radius of him.


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27 Jan 2009, 11:48 am

Uses garlic oil as an aftershave.



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27 Jan 2009, 11:52 am

Uses engine oil as hair gel.


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27 Jan 2009, 12:14 pm

Robot master for MegaMan 10. MegaMan: VR.


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27 Jan 2009, 12:38 pm

Holds the world record for living in virtual reality. Been there so long his real body has dissolved!


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27 Jan 2009, 1:55 pm

Habitually shouts profanity in binary in public places. His condition is known as 01010100-01101111-01110101-01110010-01100101-01110100-01110100-01100101 Syndrome.


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27 Jan 2009, 2:07 pm

flailure wrote:
Habitually shouts profanity in binary in public places. His condition is known as 01010100-01101111-01110101-01110010-01100101-01110100-01110100-01100101 Syndrome.


Tourette Syndrome :lol:

Writes all his notes in ASCII binary, claims it is faster than short-hand.


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28 Jan 2009, 5:57 pm

Keeps forgetting to put the oop at the end of allie-oop.....


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28 Jan 2009, 6:36 pm

e as ost his brian due to accedental insertion of yellow crayon.


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28 Jan 2009, 6:43 pm

built a bridge between the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower.


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28 Jan 2009, 6:55 pm

is feeding himself a knuckle sandwich.


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