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17 Jul 2022, 6:22 am

What are you doing to my pet earwig?

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17 Jul 2022, 6:23 am

What do you feed it on?

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17 Jul 2022, 6:24 am

Maybe it lives on baby birds?

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17 Jul 2022, 3:32 pm

What, an earwig? A whole baby bird?

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17 Jul 2022, 3:37 pm

Did someone shout me?

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17 Jul 2022, 3:45 pm

Wasn't it about eating you?

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17 Jul 2022, 4:18 pm

What? Has someone eaten babybird? How horrible.

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18 Jul 2022, 11:21 am

Are you really as shocked as you sound?

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18 Jul 2022, 11:24 am

Did you at least put salt on me?

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18 Jul 2022, 11:52 am

Lots of salt before you stopped breathing. Were you dead?

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18 Jul 2022, 11:54 am

Is this silly question hour?

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18 Jul 2022, 11:57 am

It is happy hour or are we all just bonkers?

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18 Jul 2022, 12:23 pm

Anyway I taste nice don't I?

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18 Jul 2022, 4:01 pm

Yes, but I really need a dozen baby birds on a skewer to get a decent meal.

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18 Jul 2022, 4:29 pm

Chirpy-Chirpy-Snack-Snack?

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18 Jul 2022, 10:34 pm

Has Birds Eye released a new frozen snack range?

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