Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you get this one:

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I wish I had something to spin on for hours.

Your wish is left unspecified, so I grant a random wish and you now have four arms.

I wish for a jolly day.

Granted. Crap, thought you said Jolly Rancher. Sorry. Here you go again.

I wish I had a jolly rancher.

Here you go!


I wish I lived somewhere really private.

Granted. Solitary confinement.

I wish I could have a superpower.

Granted but you don't know what to do with it.

I wish you a happy Saint-Ferdinand
It's today, I saw it on my calendar!

Granted. Thank you.

I wish I could be cool.

Granted without corruption!

I wish the pharmacy is open on Sundays

Granted, but they don't sell anything.

I wish I could have a girlfriend.

Granted; you'll have one when you're 18.

I wish for more milk & raisins in my oatmeal.

Granted. Here's a few gallons.

I wish I was 18.

Granted. A stylist will be in touch soon to show you some designer babygrows just suited to your 18 month old body.

I wish for an evening walk without any rain.

Granted, but be careful you don't get lost in the trackless desert!

I wish it had been menopause, and not just a pause.

Granted, you hit menopause and become moody, irritable and have endless hot flushes.

I wish for a ride in a flying saucer:

Granted, but the flying saucer crashes and you end up being stranded on a cold, desert planet.

I wish for this week to go by quickly and smoothly.

Granted, enjoy your coma.

I wish that I had another job that paid better.