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TallyMan
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30 Jan 2009, 11:31 am

Has just discovered what gender he is. Those dangly bits had him confused for years. :lol:


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30 Jan 2009, 12:07 pm

Is part butterfly and lays eggs on cabbages when spring comes around


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30 Jan 2009, 12:26 pm

can play the mandolin, standing on his head, in a bucket of treacle.


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30 Jan 2009, 1:22 pm

Is is well known singing duo with his partner a mandarin duck.


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30 Jan 2009, 1:26 pm

Watched the Matrix sequels back to back without having a shutdown of vital organs.



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30 Jan 2009, 1:40 pm

Puts his vital organs into hibernate mode when he goes to sleep, this means he can leap out of bed each morning without waiting to do a full reboot.


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30 Jan 2009, 2:22 pm

Eats carrion and cucumber sandwiches during tea time.



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30 Jan 2009, 2:30 pm

can often be seen plaiting lampposts for blind seagulls.


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30 Jan 2009, 3:23 pm

Encourages seagulls to nest in his beard.


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30 Jan 2009, 3:26 pm

Enjoys swimming in tofu


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30 Jan 2009, 3:41 pm

Goes fly fishing and is really skilled at catching wasps, mosquitoes and dragon flies.


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30 Jan 2009, 3:57 pm

live upstairs in the apartment below his.


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30 Jan 2009, 4:06 pm

Is working on a sreenplay, of a romantic comedy, based on the life of Hulk Hogan.



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30 Jan 2009, 4:39 pm

Is changing his name to I_wanna_Green and is to star in the next Hulk movie.


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30 Jan 2009, 5:00 pm

Only visits Wrong Planet to participate in this thread.


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30 Jan 2009, 5:03 pm

Many years ago was planning to make a three stooges film starring Kwame Nkrumah, Jan Christiaan Smuts and Neville Chamberlain.