Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, in fact you can have 10,000 wishes! Oh, I suppose you want them to come true?

I wish it weren't so darn hot and humid here today.

Granted, you've been relocated and your new 'here' is outer Siberia.

I wish it was swimming and blackberry-picking weather.

Granted it is now summer in the year 1756 and you are picking blackberries.

I wish for another chocolate.

Granted ... but I've swiped it! Mmm, that was good

I wish to finish painting the bathroom today.

Granted, you pull an all-nighter and get it finished. Unfortunately there is a plumbing leak and the ceiling leaks and all your paint is washed off.

I wish to speak Romulan.

Granted. you are not hunted by star fleet command.


I wish I could go on any trip I wish to go,

Granted, you can go on any trip you want but each will cost £1M and you must wear a silly hat and wear a ball and chain all the time.

I wish my bank account had a billion quadrillion pounds in it.

Granted, but for every pound you get you gain a pound of fat on your body.

I wish that school was over.

Granted. get a job you dam hippe!

I wish I new how to act.

Granted. You're a starving thespian.

I wish I had the body of an athletic 19-year-old girl (I got those middle-aged aches and pains blues)

Granted, she is in your closet, bleeding. Good luck trying to avoid the cops.

I wish I had the body of a baby.

Granted! mind too.

I wish i had no tracheostomy and ventilator

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Granted. I wont corrupt it because I am not cynical.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she's one of those psychotic girlfriends who threatens to kill herself if you break up with her.

I wish for my graduation to go by smoothly and with as minimum anxiety as possible.

Granted. You don't go.

I wish for a bunch of money.

Granted, a bank robber thrusts a bunch of money at you as he runs away from the police and you are arrested as his accomplice.

I wish for a bottle of sparkling water.