Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you'll shortly die of mercury poisoning from pollutants in the water.

I wish for a radio channel that plays halfway decent music.

Granted, you are the DJ of said channel. Your rate of pay is £0 per hour and you have to pay all the costs of broadcasting.

I wish for a turnip.

Granted. This wish naturally corrupted itself.

I wish I could get the IRS to stop giving me the runaround.

Granted, the IRS now says you must pay them $1,000,000 within 7 days or face prison.

I wish the UK's Tax authorities would stop giving me the run-around.

Welcome to Debtor's Prison. Here is your orange jumpsuit.

Where are my fairy wings?

They were replaced and upgraded to bat wings.

where is my magic wand?

oops, I got my threads mixed up.

Your magic wand ran away with the flying carpet.

I wish I had a magic wand. To go with my bat wings.

Granted, you get a magic wand (batteries not included) and some bat wings, however Batman wants them back and he is looking pissed that you took them.

I wish for a bacon sandwich.

Granted, once you pick up your free bacon. In Turkey.

I wish for a fairy godmother.

Granted, he is the gay partner of the Godfather.

I wish for a free lawn mower that works without a human operator.

Granted! but it kills several of your neighbors dogs and cats and you are ordered by police to pay a 25,000 fine and 5,000 to each owner of cat or dog and spend 6 months in county jail AND never operate a robot again... so much for Robomow 3000

I wish to have my own anesthesia machine (my sleep sucks)

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Granted, but since you fall asleep on using it you're unable to turn it off when you've had enough. Poor Strapples! We'll miss him!

I too wish I were sleepy now, it's bedtime!

Granted, you are now eventually sleepy. (I guess it is around 4 am there now )

I wish to live in a cave in the Himalayas.

Granted; you get stranded there on a mountain-climbing expedition with enough supplies to last through the weekend.

I wish I cared.

Granted you care about absolutely useless things!

I wish for more latex pvc and leather clothing

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

I would love to grant that wish. However, it would ruin the very context of this game. Ergo,

Denied.

I wish I could stop working at will and yet my salary gets paid.