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GoatOnFire
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01 Feb 2009, 12:47 am

Uses lipstick as nail polish.

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i_wanna_blue
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01 Feb 2009, 2:10 am

Puts lipstick on his goats hoofs.

lau
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01 Feb 2009, 5:54 am

was found guilty of majority pluralisation and sentenced to life before the singularity.

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TheNeil
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01 Feb 2009, 6:02 am

Emits radon gas when within 10m of apple pies

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01 Feb 2009, 6:39 am

Emits H2S when within 10m of people he doesn't like. Aside from this problem he isn't really a bad egg.

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01 Feb 2009, 7:50 am

Speaks Elvish to sewer rats by screaming down manholes.

TallyMan
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01 Feb 2009, 7:55 am

Claims Elvis talks to him when he puts on his blue shoes.

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i_wanna_blue
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01 Feb 2009, 8:16 am

Wears pink sandals to work.

TallyMan
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01 Feb 2009, 10:01 am

Wears high heels and a dress to work, but finds it a drag.

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01 Feb 2009, 11:48 am

amuses himself by bending Uri Gellar's flatware

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TallyMan
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01 Feb 2009, 1:25 pm

Goes around putting everything straight. She is under caution from PETA for straightening a pigs tail and is in big trouble in Italy for making the leaning tower of Pisa vertical.

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02 Feb 2009, 10:16 am

Shaves every morning, using a chainsaw.

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02 Feb 2009, 1:23 pm

Uses clams to barter. And only clams.

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02 Feb 2009, 3:11 pm

thinks Kenny has nice ears.

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richie
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02 Feb 2009, 3:25 pm

Shaves with a luncheon meat slicer...

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02 Feb 2009, 3:28 pm

Uses a green permanent marker pen as a toothpick.

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