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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
A secret MI5 agent trying to infiltrate Battersea Dog's home.
munstead Veteran
Joined: 28 Jan 2022Age: 42Gender: MalePosts: 845Location: Standing behind you
Rectal thermometer tester.
Cadaver for medical students to practice surgery on.
Crash test dummy.
Wearing a chicken costume outside a well known eatery leaping in front of passers by saying "Finger lickin good"
Millionaire playboy. (Please )
Busker laureate.
Model on Loreal cream advert - "My skin feels so much smoother and younger."
Model on new beauty product advert: "Because I'm a parsnip".
Model on new haemorrhoids cream advert. "Ahhhhh! Bliss."
Groundbreaking star performer in the first ever trans woman tampon advert.Plays the tampon.
Brain surgeon, with himself as his first patient.
Plastic surgeon to the stars! Specialises in grafting plastic toys onto the shoulders of A-listers.
TwilightPrincess Veteran
Joined: 28 Sep 2016Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 26,749Location: Hell
New Age rap artist
Grime artist. Literally. Only performs after a lengthy period of bath and shower avoidance. Fans are known as the great unwashed.
body double for nude scenes in movies