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TallyMan
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07 Feb 2009, 2:48 pm

Bought a time machine from QuantumCowboy for $100,000,000 but it turned out to be a big clock full of flashing lights.


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07 Feb 2009, 2:50 pm

Is also known as the Fax machines Boogeyman.



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07 Feb 2009, 2:51 pm

Is a fax machine


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07 Feb 2009, 2:53 pm

Is the Boogeymans (Tallymans) sidekick and often kicks him in the kidneys...



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07 Feb 2009, 3:05 pm

(Ouch! Will you guys stop kicking me! )

Practices torture techniques on teddy bears.


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07 Feb 2009, 3:22 pm

Only wears items made from kelp.


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07 Feb 2009, 7:21 pm

Likes to obsessively kick tally man in the ear


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08 Feb 2009, 5:55 am

Is a facts machine...


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08 Feb 2009, 6:19 am

Hires a chimp to read out loud for him.



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08 Feb 2009, 7:49 am

Employs a thousand chimps with a thousand typewriters typing at random to see if they will generate a new best selling novel.


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08 Feb 2009, 7:56 am

was a contortionist in a previous file.


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08 Feb 2009, 8:01 am

Keeps all his fingernail clippings in a file with a record of the date they were trimmed.


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08 Feb 2009, 8:13 am

would wear a sombrero, but it keeps getting stuck between his toes.


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08 Feb 2009, 8:49 am

Was indicted for running a contortion racket......Now that is really twisted business....


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08 Feb 2009, 9:16 am

Lives in a magical world, with a pet dragon



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08 Feb 2009, 10:27 am

Listens to music from ABBA while plotting her revenge against kangaroos.